Some crazy stuff happened during my long weekend stay in KL. At least I thought it was crazily funny.
Funny #1
4 of us decided to go take some photos of the Eye on Malaysia and probably go for a ride on it as well. Kitty decided to join the gang. Somehow or rather, Kitty didn’t know that we wanted to head on to Eye on Malaysia. All 4 of us thought the Eye on Malaysia is still in KL. We were all packed and ready to go. As we were walking to the car to get some other accessories, a conversation took place between Kitty and me.
chiaoju: Eh, so you know how to go to Titiwangsa right?
Kitty: Yes. Why do you wana go to Titiwangsa?
chiaoju: Go see the Eye on Malaysia lar.
Kitty: Huh?
chiaoju: Yea, wana go take picture. Ma also wanna to go.
Kitty: Jie, Eye on Malaysia move to Malacca d lar!
chiaoju: HUH!? You serious?
*Kitty laughed hysterically*
*chiaoju initially thinks it wasn’t funny*
Yes, I didn’t know the Eye on Malaysia moved to Malacca. I’ve never ever thought that it is possible for this huge ferris wheel to be moved to another state. I guess everyone who have read the Star papers would have known of this. Clearly, I wasn’t one of them who read that article. Kitty wasn’t in a mood to go out with us at first and I thank God she changed her mind. Else, I would have probably ended up in Titiwangsa, all pumped up to take a picture of the ferris wheel, only to find myself searching frantically for that 60m tall thing, thinking I was blind and later learning that it has been moved from one of the foreign tourist down by the lake. That would have been way embarrassing.
*chiaoju now thinks it’s damn funny*
Funny #2
Kitty and chiaoju were both searching for single bed fitted sheet. Below is one ultimate sentence that Kitty said to the sales person, making all 3 of us laughing our butt off. I was literally squatting down, laughing out loud.
Kitty: Hello. I’m looking for a shitted bed.
*Kitty paused for a moment. Sales person shows no sign of understanding what Kitty just said*
*LOL. chiaoju literally squatting down at the corner of the area, laughing her heads off*
See Kitty. This is what you get from cursing and using shit all the time. Instead of saying fitted sheet, you somehow say shitted bed — to the sales person.
So there you have it, the top 2 crazily funny stuff that happened in KL. At least to me it was funny. It was one of my bestest trip ever yet. Bestest.
Thank you.
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